Here I am sticking a fork into a couple burritos while showing off my sexy armpits. I know you guys will all dig this because when I stick a fork into a burrito I think of it as a nice metaphor for how I stick my cock deep inside some horny college students' tight fucking asses. Hell yeah, and don't you dare think this fork is gonna hurt me because I'm a werewolf and it's made out of silver. I'm what you call a "new breed of gay werewolf" and the only thing that hurts my hairy ass is getting a little uptight when I haven't had my cock sucked in a while. Growing up on a farm I used a fork to cut up quite a few pig steaks-- these days I use it to slice up some some fucking butt steaks, if you know what I mean. Hahahahahahaa.