Eventually all of the fellas got down to the business of selling tokens over the phone. It sucked because one minute my eyes are feasting on a smorgasboard of beautiful ass cheeks and incredible cocks then the next everyone is nestled in their cubicles and I can't see much of anything except the telephone sitting on my desk in front of me. It rang at least ten dudes up before I was able to get one on the line for a few seconds to hear my spiel. I couldn't get my mind off of all the naked flesh I'd seen during break and the smell of hot man meat in the air was making me stutter when I went through my sales intro. The guys on the other end thought I was some retarded kid or something who was making prank calls on his parents' phone.

But eventually I calmed down and was able to focus on business. I had this young-sounding guy in Detroit on the line. He said he'd been addicted to sucking dicks at his neighborhood bookstore for awhile now but that he got laid off from his job at a local burger joint and could no longer afford as many tokens as he used to. He said the clerks at his local pornstore are real hard-asses, too. They won't let anybody in without buying the minimum of $4 worth, which is something he could only afford twice a week when he donated plasma. You can only imagine how good this guy felt when I told him the deal I could give him on whole BAGS full of arcade tokens and for the price he could have a whole month worth of arcade passes for what they paid him for donating plasma just a few times.

"So you're not pulling my leg?" the guy asked incredulously. "And you're sure my local store is a participant?"

"If they weren't then I wouldn't have you on my call list, dude!"

"Oh God, you sound sooooo hot," the guy said. "I wish I could suck your cock right now."

"Well," I said, getting a little erect and started to rub myself, "you can't suck my cock because I'm clear across the country but if you give me your credit card number we can have those tokens on your doorstep within two days and you'll be sucking so many dicks you won't even be thinking about mine anymore!"

I then started writing the guys financial info down when all the sudden I sneezed and turned my head away from the phone. I wiped my nose off and looked straight ahead just for a moment and that moment was all it took to see Roger's ass cheeks right in my face. I swear, he was bent over and spreading his cheeks only a few inches away from my running nose!

In a trance, I set the receiver on my desk and looked deep into Roger's spread opening. "Hey, you still there?" I heard my customer say but I was so mesmerized by Roger's spread cheeks that I couldn't pry my eyes away and the guy eventually hung up.