Well, like Roger warned me a few weeks ago, the top salesman at Token treasures is always approached by Burnie, the owner of the Howling Jalapeno Mexican restaurant here in town, and somehow is talked into working for him. That would be me. Burnie says that once school starts he'll have me selling burritos door-to-door but for the past couple weeks I've been working and slaving in the kitchen learning to make the damn burritos. "How you going to sell them if you don't know how they're made?" Burnie said to me, and I guess I see his point.

How did I get hooked up with Burnie? He tricked me, that's how. During my last week telemarketing I was rang into this phone number that was actually right here in New Moon City. I started making my pitch to this middle-aged sounding guy withh a Mexican accent and before you know it he told me he wanted to buy TWENTY BAGS OF ARCADE TOKENS!! That was one hell of a sale. My heart was pounding as I yelled out to Deuce, "Hey boss, I've gotta whale on the line!"

Deuce immediately hooked my phone line up to the speaker phone so that all the fellas in the room could hear me reeling this big fish in. It was important to Deuce that all the other telemarketers hear how to close the deal on a big sale. I was smooth-talking with this guy, acknowledging that he was just a few blocks away and saying I'd like to fuck his ass real hard if I could, if only he'd buy more tokens. It wasn't long before I had this guy salivating into the receiver and pledging to buy THIRTY BAGS OF TOKENS! The only catch was this: I had to deliver them to the dude in person, and I wasn't sure if he was going to hold me to my promise of fucking him in the ass or not.

All the guys high-fived me and a few dipped their hands down my pants to grip my groin in congratulations. I went with Deuce into the token vault and the two of us carried thirty bags of tokens into the company van. I was a little nervous about trying to close such a huge deal and Deuce recognized this fact. He patted me on the back and squeezed my ass, looking into my eyes as he said, "Good luck, Bobby. Make us all proud. I know you can do it." But would my life ever be the same after I did it? That's what I was wondering.