Wow! Whatta fucking week! I made a lot of sales this week, saving up alot of money this summer so I can buy plenty of beer when school starts and get a few of these campus hotties good and drunk. I love getting young college guys drunk and playing the sympathy card with them. I always start talking about how long it's been since I'd had my dick sucked by a handsome, young intellectual dude. Alot of these guys are eager to show how smart they are, that their brains are worth the scholarships they were given to go to school. So I play it over real clever-like, making it seem like if they don't suck my dick then they got no brains. Hahahahahaaa!
I'm already working on some of the fellas that have arrived in town for school early. I was sitting out on my apartment's little front porch the other evening. I made sure to get an apartment right across from the gay dudes' dormitories so I can heckle them when they're coming in and out of their rooms. There's this one guy with blonde, curly hair and a toned, muscular body who always leaves his dorm to go to the gym around 6pm every evening. So I make sure I'm out on my porch drinking an ice cold beer, waiting for him.
The other evening he came out in his muscle shirt and tight shorts. I swear you could half this guys ass when he was walking away from you. I started yelling at him, "Hey dude! Get over here and get you a beer!"
The guy yells across the street, "Well, since you've been asking me all damn summer I might as well just to get you off my case!" He smiled shyly and walked up on the porch. I handed him an ice cold brew and he started drinking it. I started telling him about my hard life on the farm, how I'd worked for years to save up the money for college and that's why I was going to school at such a young age. I ended my sad little story by saying to the guy, "Yep, back on the farm the only people I ever got to suck on my dick were dumb hillbillies and rednecks. I always wondered what it was like to have my dick sucked by a smart college student." Then I just casually pulled my hard prick out of my boxer shoprts and started playing with it.
"You smart enough to do the right thing?" I then said to the guy, and before you know it I was getting my dick sucked by this guy who was a physics major and wanted to prove that he had some fucking brains. I was rubbing his curly head of hair and gasping in pleasure with my dick deep in his hot, wet mouth was I exclaimed, "Damn, you sure as hell ain't no dummy!"
