Holy fuck! What a hot fucking summer it's been, fellas! I've only been in New Moon city a couple weeks and already I've fucked a handful of hot asses and sucked more delicious, hard throbbing cocks than you'd ever believe. After I fucked Roger's tight, raw asshole hard and heavy right there in front of all the fellas at the telemarketing firm, I got an immediate respect from my peers. Of course, Roger followed me around like a puppy dog, a little whimpering dog wanting his ass fucked again every time I turned around. I made a deal with this horny twerp that if he would quit harassing me while I was on the phone while trying to make token sales, I'd fuck his ass real good at the end of the week. So yeah, every weekend started off awesome with my dick inside Roger's hot bunghole, fucking that dude so hard he walked around bow-legged all the time, looking like some worn-down fucking pirate on a peg-leg, saying , "Arrr, arrr, fuck my ass Bobby!" Hahahahahaa. Yeah, college life is the life for me. I just can't believe I wasted so much time sweating and wasting my life away on my uncle's farm for so long. I was wondering if all the young college hunks would look down on me for being so old like I was some sort of loser or something, but it turns out they all look at me as a sort of "Daddy" figure, or something, a role model to want to emulate when it comes to fucking some ass and sucking some cock. I don't want to brag or make your nut sack sag, fellas, but I suck cock and fuck ass better than most anyone on campus. And school hasn't even started yet! Hell yeah!

And oh yeah, I'm the top salesman as "Token Treasures" now. Go figure. As soon as I made a deal with Roger to stop sticking his round, ripe and nubile ass in my face every time I was on the phone with a potential customer, my sales soared. I got my fucking technique down, man. I sell an average of five bags of adult bookstore arcade tokens a day to rapid cocksuckers and dick strokers all over the country. Deuce, my boss, thinks I'm the best thing since sliced pineapples and the other I actually even got him to suck MY fucking cock. And let me tell you, guys, there's a reason that Deuce is the fucking boss-- he sucks cock like a real pro, man. I wonder how many dicks he had to suck to get to the top? I have to wonder, though, if it wasn't just one guy, whoever was running the firm before him. Because Deuce is such a good knob nibbler that he probably sucked the former boss' cock one time, sucked it so good and spit all over it nice and wet, let the dude cum all over his gorgeous fucking face and as Deuce took that thick, throbbing juicy boner in his mouth and lapped up all that thick, gooey, delicious fucking cum the former boss just up and said, "Fuck it! I quit! I've been waiting my whole life to have my dick sucked that good and now I can just go somewhere and die!" Hahahahahaa. Hell yeah, you can really get places in life if you suck a mean dick.